imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
Lindsay Lohan on being clean and sober the Letterman show.
*uses winged eyeliner to fly away from responsibilities*
The worst thing about musicals is not being able to choose who you want to sing along with.
Do I sing along with Gabe or his dad?
Do I sing Roger or Mark?
Am I a Raoul or a Phantom today?
IT IS EITHER VALJEAN OR JAVERT
what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
"I will give anything to take it back, to make things right."